Natalie Portman is pretty hot, I have to admit!
I use to just think she was cute, but in a heated discussion that made all important work stop for a few of us that involved, "Who is hotter: Jessica Simpson or Jessica Alba?" the subject of Portman come up.
I loved her in "Garden State" and I love that movie, but I never found her hot until a girl in this weekend's Workshop sent me this pic of her with the pseudo Louise Brooks doo.
I love Louise Brooks!
I love this look!
Okay, enough of that!
It has come to my attention that these last few posts have been dull and short... That's true. I have been very busy and I'm trying to do good with the Acting Workshops.
Sorry!
Also, many have complained about my frequent mention of NyQuil.
Sorry!
Let me just say this; I was driving yesterday and I was on it (NyQuil, shhh!) and I know that's wrong, but it was suppose to be a quick drive to pick up more DV Tapes from Fry's.
Okay, let me back up.
During the Heatwave I purchased this HUGE windshield reflector that is two flexible loops of silver material that you twist to fold up and an elastic band holds it together when to store it away. I usually just set it in the passenger seat because no one is ever in the car with me.
Because I'm alone!
Because I have no friends!
Because I'm a loser!
Is that what you want to hear?
Anyway, I'm holding a big ass ice tea between my legs because the drink holder won't hold the Jack in the Box large drinks. I'm turning left through a very busy and dangerous intersection where 7 roads converge and no one in their right mind feels safe going through it, suddenly the elastic band slips off the windshield sun shade thing and it POPS OPEN with a bang!!!
I thought I had been hit and the airbag had gone off!
In terror I had squeezed my legs together and the ice tea shot all over my lap.
I hit the brakes and the car riding my ass in the turn lays on it's horn and my car stalls because I guess I popped the clutch or something and I roll to the curb soaking wet.
I didn't go to Fry's, I turned back and went home, but later after I changed my clothes and calmed down, did go to Fry's and when I opened my wallet to pay everything was soaked.
The Indian woman that was ringing me up looked at me funny as I handed her soggy cash. Like it was all sweaty money or something.
Single Ladies? You too can have this exciting man in your life!
The World Famous Jerry Lentz
What you are about to become obsessed with is completely true.



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