I'm very excited that today is the 1st and not just because I had to pay rent...
Today is the beginning of my New Month-long Fast!
Yes, It's Water, Cayenne Pepper, Maple Syrup and Lemon Juice everyday for the month of August!
Yay!!!
Be prepared to see my face all broken out in sores.
Be prepared to see me walking slowly, all weak-like.
Be prepared to see me lose body mass.
Be prepared to see me talking to God.
I don't really know why I do it anymore, but it does give me a weird high with amazing dreams.
Also, friends come out of the woodworks to offer to buy me food when I do this. It's not so much they want to keep my from starving myself, it's more that they want to see me fail my goal, because it makes them feel better.
A friend that knows I can't go 20 minutes without applying my Cherry Flavored Chapstick picked up various tubes of food flavored and aromatic lipbalm.
The scent of cookie dough on my lips will be good for me this month!
The World Famous Jerry Lentz
What you are about to become obsessed with is completely true.



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