I was sitting in my reading room (bathroom) perusing the latest issue of Backstage West when I came across this awesome ad:

Jedi Training Academy
Disney Entertainment Productions is seeking actors for Jedi Training Academy, an all new interactive experience performed outdoors in Disneyland® Park. Actors will portray a Jedi Master, who with the help of his young Jedi "trainees," battles a real live Star Wars™ villain!
Role Description:
Jedi Master - Male, 5'8"+. Athletic build, good physical shape, moves well, sword work a plus. Strong actor with comedic timing and improv skills. Ability to interact and connect with young guests.

Date/Time:
Thursday, August 31
10:00 am
(sign-in begins at 9:30 am)

Location:
Debbie Reynolds Studios
6514 Lankershim Blvd.
N. Hollywood, CA 91606

Requirements:

Sides will be provided at sign-in
Dress appropriately for a possible movement evaluation
Bring a current headshot and resume
Performers must be at least 18 years of age
Entertainers for this show are covered under the terms and conditions of a collective bargaining agreement with the American Guild of Variety Artists (AGVA).
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I am so there!

Not to audition, but to see the cattle call of performers "Dressed Appropriately" for the role!!!

You telling me you don't wanna see that?

I guess it's all part of Disney's Star Wars Weekends where the "Stars" (Mark Hamill) get to meet, interact and connect with the public.

The best thing is, the Debbie Reynolds Studios is real close to me and about 20 feet from an all nude strip club! You know some Jedis will will be partaking in a lil' cantina sequence and lapdances in full costume.