I met the "Head Alien" of a race of brilliant and sexually seductive space people, who told me some very interesting things about you...

It seems there is another world just like ours but in a dimension that shares the same space as this one, but they get better seating in restaurants.

They are very nice and very smart even though they look like their heads are huge, it's really their bodies that are big, the heads are actually the size of a clenched fist... but the fist of a big transvestite.

They know everything!

Well, they act like they know everything.

Still, they live in a time line that is one day ahead of ours and they use that information to get the good spots in street parking and know when the city tickets for sweeping.

They are able to travel into our dimension in saucer-like crafts, yet these vehicles are on wheels, but they are environmentally conscious, so these UFOs are powered by steam.

They are not to be feared and only want to learn from us. They can be engaged in light small talk and be aware, they love racist humor.