We could all be Kissing Cousins, or closer!

Wanna partake in a lil' incest?

I read the most amazing thing! We are all related! Some guy a few thousand years ago, in East Asia, or Taiwan, or Malaysia, maybe Siberia was the ancestor of every person now living on Earth. He was the last person in history whose family tree branches out to touch all 6.5 billion people on the planet today.

Steve Olson, who wrote the book "Mapping Human History" calculated everybody living today has exactly the same set of ancestors.

In other words, every person who was alive at that time is either an ancestor to all 6 billion people living today, or their line died out and they have no remaining descendants.

It's all Math!

Yet, there is no remainder in the mathematics of infinity.

Statistician Jotun Hein of England's Oxford University wrote, "Had you entered any village on Earth in around 3,000 B.C., the first person you would have met would probably be your ancestor."

It means that all of us have ancestors of every color and creed.

Every Palestinian suicide bomber has Jews in his past.

Every Sunni Muslim in Iraq is descended from at least one Shiite.

Every Klansman's family has African roots.

How awesome is this?

"No matter the languages we speak or the color of our skin, we share ancestors who planted rice on the banks of the Yangtze, who first domesticated horses on the steppes of the Ukraine, who hunted giant sloths in the forests of North and South America, and who labored to build the Great Pyramid of Khufu," Olson and his colleagues wrote in the journal Nature.

I don't know why, but this all trips me out!

We are all the same, even if we are different. We are from the same cloth. We are under the same blanket and we are the blanket. Everything you could ever want or be, you already have and are. The universe is an infinite sphere whose center is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere.

I wish you were here right now, so I could get you out of your panties!