Sometimes when you need to fart, or maybe you're blocked up from too many grilled cheese sandwiches, you need to shake it up to break it up!

It was one of those days where I had that "need to fart" "blocked up feeling" I was uncomfortable, hot and it was soooo muggy. I was caught in a severe thunderstorm that lasted only 3 minutes this morning. I had the windows in my car down. I was drenched. Other people on the street with me were also laughing cause we all were caught off guard and soaked. Then it stopped!

Then it got real hot and suffocating.

Spend the rest of the day building on my new camera equipment in air conditioning. I have been trying to attach wood to rubber and plastic without screws or bolts, so several handy people recommended a very dangerous epoxy that was so good I ended up gluing a pencil to my ear.

Don't ask! It hurt!

My new Acting Workshop Ads have started running and the response is very good for the money I'm spending. Seems no one else is affected by the heat as I am. I don't want to do the classes with the heat as it is, however, these actors have no problem sweating in the triple digits to better their skills.

An actress I dated briefly many years ago just got married this weekend. She use to complain that I never ate at home. I was told she just married a cook. How did she meet him? She was eating out!

You'd think I'd be married to some hot chef with all the years I've put in to supporting the food service industry! You know who I think is a hot chef?

Nigella!

And I love Giada De Laurentiis, granddaughter of legendary film producer Dino De Laurentiis, Giada is the star of her own Food Network show "Everyday Italian."

I would eat at home with that!

I might look like a cannibal, though...