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This controversial film has upset many, if you are easily frightened by images of demonic possession and unexplained paranormal activity near and around food, please Do Not Watch this video!

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One Dark Night, under a full moon, in an old cafe on a desolate road, two young women compete to see who can be scarier and use their evil powers to increase their tips.

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I eat out so much it is scary!

I do eat in sometimes, but it's usually fruit, or maybe I peel off some Kraft American Singles and slap them on some Parmesan Basil Wheat Thins, I hate the smell of food cooking in the space I live. I don't know why?

I hate the lingering smell of food on the floor, couch, bed... Nothing worse than the smell of fried fish on the carpet when you're face down on the floor drunk, or other reasons.

Moxi-ed a wonderful Woody Allen documentary by Richard Schickel called, "Woody Allen: A Life in Film." I put on my headphone, crawled into bed and watched it.

Fell asleep and at about 4am got up to go pee and standing there in front of the toilet I reached down to scratch an itch on my inner thigh and my skin was completely numb. I was momentarily panicked, even missed the bowl on a couple of squirts.

Turns out I had an unwrapped slice of cheese stuck between my thighs.