I need a makeover!
It's been so hot that all I want to wear is the big floppy gray t-shirts I wear all the time anyway. Something about the color to me, is like a blank canvas waiting for some art to happen. I also think it is like a flag absent of color, yet not a flag of surrender. I hate wearing clothes that display brands, or say things.
I am the message!
Steve Jobs has this myth or rather legend about his consumption of only fruit. It works for him, making him a genius, all rich and stuff, but for me I just breakout in pimples because of the acidity and I pee a lot.
I hope I get successful soon. I hope more money comes my way through the work I'm doing with the Acting Workshop and films, cause I got things I need to do:
I need to get cosmetic surgery. I want the size of my head reduced. I want the hair all over my body except my eyebrows lazered off. I just want my eyebrows waxed into a pleasing shape. I want to get my skin bleached so I can be Whiter. I want washboard abs and a washer and dryer. I want a personal chef. I want health care. I want an electric car. I want a girlfriend. I want to know the truth about UFOs.
The World Famous Jerry Lentz
What you are about to become obsessed with is completely true.



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