I love Aria Giovani, and not just because she can squish up her boobies!

I know some people that have photographed her and they all say she's such an easy going sweetheart. I've had a huge crush on her for some time and hope to meet her tonight at a party I'm going to at the Bigfoot Lodge.

I think she's a great actress and believe she could be anything she wants to be. She portrays nude very well!

If I was an Evil Mastermind, I'd figure out a way to make her fall in love with me. I'm not that smart and I got too much going on in my head to figure these things out.

Right now, I'm watching, "Sherlock Holmes and the Spider Woman" from 1944 starring Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce!

I love Sherlock Holmes stories and really dig the old radio show that Rathbone and Bruce did from Hollywood. You can still hear them online, you should check them out if you can.

This movie looks pretty good with people jumping to their deaths in what the papers call the "pajama suicides," then Holmes meets the alluring Adria played by Gale Sondergaard as the "Spider Woman" who might be the mastermind behind the murders.

I watched the "Ocean 11 and 12" movies and thought they were fun. I didn't see them in the theatre, just didn't seem good to me, but on TV...? Makes you wanna pull off a big crime and look hot.

These kind of movies, whether they're solving or committing crime, make everything seem like life falls into place. The clocks are always ticking. The cars are always clean and waxed. The women are sexy and waxed.

They work hard for a few hours, then relax till the money dries up.

There's this documentary on the Science Channel about a guy who gets a team together to build his own submarine. The show rocks! The subs cool! It's like something you'd see in a Bond film. Huge clear domes to sit in and look out of, real SciFi!

It takes this guy 15 years to complete it and when they do, they are not allowed to take it on it's maiden voyage because of some maritime laws. They designed it and built it and spent millions, but lose the right to drive it.

That wouldn't happen in the movies!

My new couch is arriving after ordering it a month ago. I'm so excited! I've been on the floor all this time. No chairs.

The best part is I did a commercial for the manufacturer and got this as payment! It's like Sound comes out of my throat into the air and congeals into a solid object, The Couch! It's alchemy!

I was listening to some old tapes of Marshall Brickman talking about working with Woody Allen and he said, "We had a meeting at the Studio to pitch the project and I didn't know how to make it happen and Woody sez, "If we ACT like Artists, they'll treat us like ARTISTS.""

Life can be so magical if we look closely. People dumpster dive, find free trash and reshape it, paint it, and sell it as Art and make great money!

I knew a guy that had a collection of magazines, a music journal, every issue going back years and he just went through and copied the info and sold it as his own research. The book still sells to this day and he is hailed as scholar of music.

It's all about seeds.

The seed of an idea, that grows into something solid and fruitful.

I need to grow a money tree!

You'd think with all the skills I used to get a free couch out of thin air, that I could materialize a Million Dollar$?