Hate going on about the Heat, but whenever I'm involved with breaking records, I like to toot my horn a bit... We hit 120 Degrees today!!!

Not in recorded history on this date has this temp been reached!

My garage door remote melted in my car. It's made of thick plastic! The same kinda plastic my car is made of. It was horrible!

When it's this hot, I lose all interest in sex and I hate having to turn down sex.

I tried to spend as much time in the A/C doing important mental work. I wrote on a novel that's been kicking around in my head for a while and was very excited to see I had finished it at 879 pages!

However, I discovered I had the font size at 180 point, so there was only part one letter per page. At first, it really seemed like I accomplished a lot, but I'm thinking the heat affected my... Thinking?