Being friends with Brian Singer gets you places and I don't mean just the hot tub!

Since all my friends will be seeing the movie today, I thought it was time to post a few pics from my on set visit to one of the many effects houses that will make you believe a man can fly.

As you can see The Daily Planet building is not that big or impressive, but after layers of digital artistry have their go at it, it will make you believe a building can... well, just stand there.


Brandon was everything I imagined him to be, tall, but kinda flat. Yet, perfectly flat.

I was standing in as Lex Luthor moments before being asked to leave.

My friend is having his 50th Birthday today! We are all getting together to surprise him. Everyone chipped in to buy him a woman. I guess rent him a woman. Just for fun!

It's weird I know, but just like marijuana, prostitution is legal here in Los Angeles, I think, so why not? Being that he doesn't smoke, or even have sex for that matter...

Well, it'll be something for we can all talk and laugh about later!

I didn't know where to find a woman for him, but a Police Officer at Coral Cafe suggested I look in the LA Weekly under "Escort" but on the drive to find a newsstand that had a copy, I found a hooker that looked pretty clean and possibly his type.

I doubt she knows much about cartoons, but she seems like the girls he points out to me in the singles profiles he saves that he likes.

She was a bit more pricey than I imagined. It was like, I could buy him a video iPod, or this girl for a whole day? He already has an iPod, so I'm going with the whore!

I hope he doesn't read this before the surprise B'Day party!

I told the hooker, this was my first time ordering a girl, so she said, "Make sure you bring some condoms."

Good point, I doubt he has any, Why would he?

"Should they be ribbed or anything? What brand do you like?" I asked her.

She looked at me weird, "Just plain, good rubbers, no French Ticklers, I'm not doing this for my pleasure."

Nice! She takes her work seriously! I picked a good one!

After the transaction, I'm concerned. I wonder if I did the right thing by paying her in full and in advance?