I just saw M:i:III and I have to tell you before all the folks that love to tell you "how horrible everything is" that I really dug this movie!

It's fast. Completely retarded with mindless flash. But I loved it!

The best part was just as the new trailer for "Superman" was starting sirens and alarms started going off and a recorded voice boomed throughout the theatre, "There is a Fire! Please exit the theatre."

We all did.

About a hundred of us random late night moviegoers stood outside and chatted each other up like only Los Angeles strangers do after an earthquake.

Then after about twenty minutes we were let back into the theatre without checking for our tickets. We could have gotten in for free if we were only psychic.

After the film, people gathered again outside to complain about Tom and the movie, yet they had to be the first ones to see it. People are so funny.

It was interesting to see who came to see it. Several groups of two men each came in and left a space in between, just so no one would think they were a couple, I guess.

Many girls with their boyfriends seemed to dig it, but their boyfriends would say crap to cut Cruise down. Like that makes them look like more of a man in her eyes.

I would tell you more about the movie, but I've forgotten most of it anyway. It's like eating cotton candy for dinner.

But I had a blast!