I blame that mean old evil Bush for not having my Honda back already!

I am stranded!

Trapped with no food in my belly. No way to get out and go get it! Oh, sure there's Public Transportation, but seriously, am I getting on that freak show?

The shop just called me and it's costing me $800 after the $1000 I already spent the other day.

If my car was electric, would it be in the shop like it is now? I doubt it!

So I blame the oil man for my troubles, today!

Oh say, Can you come by and pick me up?