Steve's way into Snowboarder chicks!!!

I want a girlfriend so bad now!

Aaron only wants to hang out with his married baby-making friends and Steve and I have been seeing each other way too much. I found myself asking Steve if he wanted to go see "Brokeback Mountain" before I jerked myself into reality and realized what I had just asked.

I'd like an athletic girl. They're fun to look at and spank it too, but I always wanted to be the athletic one in the relationship. Since I'm kinda out of shape, weak and basically fat, If I were to be the more athletic one, then she'd have to be close to dead.

Looked at taking some classes and get in shape, well a more pleasing shape, although round is pleasing if you are a cartoon...

The other night I saw a very beautiful girl. Very Shakira-like, but without the danger. This girl was in my favorite aisle of Borders and was bent down getting a book from the bottom of the shelf. Her lowrider jeans with the waist cut showed her "Tramp-Stamp" tattoo free ass cleavage and to me that says, "Virgin" and "Sweet" and please deposit coin in slot!

I too pretended to enjoy the books on the shelf as I hovered over her imagining that tight round ass bouncing on my fat blubbery belly...

Then I think I may have started crying. I need to get that wash board abs like Jesus has up on that cross. Chicks like that!

I saw the dude she was with as I was leaving and Holy Rollie-Pollie he looked just like me!

Worked up the nerve to interrupt them and said the following stupid thing: "Hi, This is weird but dude we kinda look like twins, How'd you hook up with a beautiful lady like this?"

They both looked disgusted and I felt sweat dripped down my spine.

The guy winced and said, "She's my sister."

"Oh..."

I wish I had a Hot sister like that and I wish she'd let me bang her!