Hey watch me screw up a possible good thing here!

A few days back, met a girl. Cute, hot actually, to me!

Where'd I meet her?

Self Help aisle at Borders. Great!

A few years back, before "Fight Club" came out, a friend got me into going to Group Theary Sessions for different things just to pick up girls. He always told me the best chicks were the ones sexually abused when the were kids, or their dads had left them when they were young.

I was appalled!

But he was right! Oh yeah!

Anyway...

I went out on a "Date" with her last night. She is soooo cute and beautiful and that means it'll probably be the last time I see her.

Word of warning to the "Arty Guy" taking a new date to a movie; Let's say you are going to see, "Good Night and Good Luck" and as you are walking in she says, "So this is a comedy, right?"

WRONG MOVIE to see!!!

Same thing happened when I took a girl to see, "Schindler's List."

Is it wrong to think you could poke a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box in that movie?

I had a great time with this new friend and would like to see more of her, but that just never happens does it?

Isn't the Universe made in a way that the person you want doesn't want you as much?

The e-mail you send to that person is longer than their reply...

The hug you give is longer than the hug you get...

The message you leave on their voice mail is longer compared to the Missed Call you get on your cell phone...

The tears on your pillow are like a Christening for your new birth, tomorrow will be better, you will be stronger, it'll be a new world and things will be better.