Still packing and cleaning my place in Fresno.

I need some help, so I asked my friend Steve, who is the friend with a truck you always ask when you move, if he's ever used a maid or a cleaning service to make sure you get your deposit back when you move?

Steve said, "You mean one of those Nude Maids that advertise in the back of the LA Weekly?"

Ah no, but do you think they'd actually do a good job of cleaning if they were walking around your place with their boobies all hanging out?

"Who gives a shit if they clean or not?" said Steve.

Still I need help. I even have a nice Color Tee Vee, DVD Player, VCR and assorted items I don't want to pack, just for that lucky person who is willing to clean my showers, toilets, vacuum the carpet...

You don't even have to be nude, unless...