Wednesday, January 25, 2006

It looks like he's been dead awhile, badly decomposed.

Chris Penn, that is...

I liked him. I will miss him. I toasted him with some vanilla Bacardi I didn't want to pack up, then I poured a drink for him on the floor. There was a stain there that I think the Bacardi will remove, but there ya go my homie!

Weird that Gary Busey is still alive.

It's like robots are replacing everything, even monkeys!

Dang robots!

This knitter seems to be on the "Slow" setting. This chimp also was on the slow setting, but the video you need to see is it thowing its poop!

I really would like to see someone put the chimp in a jungle with chimps or the zoo and see how long before they destroy it.

Speaking of poop throwing, this year's Sundance Film Festival finds Tom Cruise editing Katie Holmes' nude scenes.

At a sold-out screening for his new satirical comedy, "Thank You for Smoking," filmmaker Jason Reitman discovered that a 12-second scene of a hookup between Holmes' journalist character and a tobacco lobbyist played by Aaron Eckhart had been cut without his knowledge.

After the screening, Reitman told the audience, which included Holmes and Eckhart, that the scene was missing and "something went wrong with the reel." The scene between Holmes and Eckhart's characters were in the version screened at last fall's Toronto Film Festival. So his remarks drew a few boos from the crowd.

News of Holmes' disappearing sex act spread quickly. Maybe Tom Cruise, is just being protective of his future missus that he didn't want all of us seeing her in the nude.

In any case, "Thank You for Smoking," looks like it'll rock!