I was having dinner last night and my new friend Joyce was telling me about her boyfriend who works at a restaurant here in town called, BJ's. I have been there a few times so I said rather excitedly, "I love BJ's!"

Joyce gave me an odd look. I thought for a moment and realized I should have said, "Oh, I've eaten at that place called BJ's."

I do like Bj's and the restaurant, too. It's like saying "I love Hooters!" These theme restaurants have got to stop coming up with these names that are embarrassing to say.

Like that restaraunt in Dallas called, "Vaginas!" You just feel awkward in mixed company proclaiming, "I'll eat Vaginas, tonight."

Steve sent me an E-mail:

Subject: Weak...

They had Mancow on the "Girls Next Door" show. Dude, that guys sucks!
Hef's girlfriends were better than he was!

Steve

I missed that episode, but was warned about it. I know those girls are kinda stupid an all, but they are fun! Hey speaking of stupid girls, did you hear about some dig George Lopez made about Jessica Simpson? I got a couple of emails about it, but no one told me the thing he said and I did a search, but got nuthin'.

There was some MTV show yesterday, you know one of those shows they play instead of playing music videos... Anyway, this guy wants a girlfriend just like Jessica Simpson, so like the Daing Game he gets to pick one girl out of three to bang. They have to dress up and perform just like Simpson.

It was kinda cute.

There was some sad news for me:

"Gunsmoke" Voice George Walsh Dies
Former KNX-A/LOS ANGELES announcer and newscaster, who died on the 5th of congestive heart failure at 88. George Walsh was the announcer for the CBS network's original radio version of "GUNSMOKE" from 1952 to 1955 and continued as the show's announcer when it moved to TV; he was an announcer and newscaster on KNX through 1986.

Just watched the James Bond with that George Lazenby, "Her Majesty's Secret Service" on AMC and I guess I didn't remember it, but dude? It was pretty good!

I remember my brothers dogging it as a kid and maybe that colored my perception, but I liked it and it had such a downer ending that rocked!

Diana Rigg was so hot! She marries Bond. I had such a crush on her in "The Avengers" when I was a kid.

I also had it bad for this girl!

Spike Jonze new job!

Watched a really good 9-11 doc that you should watch. There's some interesting footage and pretty much spells out multiple cover ups. Watch this when you can, its really good:

9-11 Coverup!

I am designing a jetpack for a little film I'm shooting, but here is an awesome Waterbottle Jetpack!