I wanted a Foster's Freeze Chocolate Shake so bad last night!

Sometimes there's a sadness that slides over me like a wet steamy wool blanket that can only be lifted by that magical drink. It was too late, they were closed!

I remember a Tommy Lee Cribs episode where he had installed a Starbucks in his pad. When my ship comes in, I'm getting a Foster's Freeze!

The Pontani Sisters also love shakes, floats and ice-cream! And look how good a shape they are in!

There are nights when I lay in bed and dream about these girls doing their Go-Go-Robics on my bed. Okay, it was last night I was dreaming this!

They giggled and bounced on my bed making silly faces and all the while I was pinned under the blanket afraid of getting a boot heel in the balls. Still, I had fun and I know they did too!

I don't know which one I love more, but Angie pulled out all my 45s and spread them out on the carpet and selected my favorite songs.

Helen noticed I had my photo albums all sitting in a box being packed up, so she looked through pictures of me in 3rd Grade and commented how cute I was...

Tara was funny and silly, but she accidentally kicked me in the nugget pouch with her boot!

I think I am way too horny right now! Sick Horny! I'll tell you because we're friends, but please keep it between us.

Steve sent me an e-mail where somebody animated Ren & Stimpy creator John Kricfalusi's interview where he shares his views on the state of animation. And in it there's a scene of Ren washing a Hot cartoon girl's boobies with soap. You don't see anything under the suds, but the sound is two balloons rubbing together. It's a cartoon, but I became aroused and moments later had to pause and spank it!

That's Art!