Merry Holiday!!!

I know a lot of people are alone today, join the club, but just look at the huge influx of Personal Ads on Craig's List!

Pick a City, any city...

This should be the easiest day of the year to have sex!

You don't want to wait until it's too late! New Year's is coming up and you gotta at least kiss somebody! The pressure is ON!

Look, seriously...

You got nobody? Call me! The number is on the left. I can't make any promises, but you never know.

Even Santa is getting something!