Ever walk into a room to get something and you forgot what you were in the room for?

Here's some things I've done in these last years that as they mount, I'm getting worried:

As I started to brush my teeth I squirted hand soap on my toothbrush instead of tooth paste.

Tried to start my car with my house keys.

Applied underarm deodorant while my shirt was on.

While reaching climax with an x-girlfriend accidently screamed out my mother's name.

And just tonight I made a sandwich and as I was pressing the slices together prepared to wash the deli meat off my hands. After washing I attempted to dry my hands with the sandwich I just made!

You should ready yourself to read this blog to me as we are becoming, "The Notebook."

Something gone wrong with my brain!