I've been eating lots of bread lately. I stopped eating bread about 5 years ago, not completely, but I never bought loafs.
I recently have been making sandwiches, so I have been getting Oroweat with 7 Grains or something. I love it! I had missed it. Now my old friend carb has returned. Of course I've gain more weight, but who cares!
Makes me more Man-like!
The funny thing about the bread is that you open the bag and then you hit a layer of wrap that has been shrink wrapped around the loaf. Damn, it's hard to open that sometimes!
I always damage the first slice, but then that's always a heel and I don't eat the heals. Sometimes I save the heels to feed the birds, but lately I think the mice have been feeding on them.
The garage has mice galore living and cavorting around in there. Everytime I go get into my car they scurry away. I am afraid sometimes that as I pull away, I'll hear the crunching sound of my tire rolling over one. Or that they'll figure out how to climb into my car. And drive away.
I think the mice that live near me must be pretty healthy. In the garage a box of vitamins has been chewed into.
Took some left over heels and put some creamy peanut butter on them real thick and set them down to let the mice have their fun. Later, The mice were stuck to the bread unable to move. It was like quicksand to the lil' mice. Poor little things kept smacking their lips like Mister Ed trying to talk.
Sad, but funny!
The World Famous Jerry Lentz
What you are about to become obsessed with is completely true.


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