I think I need to get my PowerBook G4 waxed!

I found a lil' Black hair poking out of the left speaker grill. I thought it might be one of my strays from the goatee, but no... I pulled it and like a magic trick, kept pulling and pulling. I watched it slowly slither out of one of the small needle hole size perforations in the Mac's titanium plate left of the keyboard like an ingrown hair ripped from it's pore.

This hair has to be two feet long! Not one of mine! I fantasize about CSI-ing it via DNA to some hot single chick assembling my machine and how the Universe could bring us together as lost souls reunited. A perfect story for us to tell on Oprah!

Later I watch a DVD on the Mac because the Green Cine rented disc wouldn't play on my DVD player. I thought it would be a silly and quaint documentary about sex in cinema called, "The Subject is Sex" by Stephen Parr of Oddball and Other. He pulled this collection from his own extensive 16mm film archives, perverse home movies, hillbilly porn, cartoon smut, commercials, trailers, educationals, hygiene films, burlesque bits, peepshow loops and a trailer for the very first X-Rated film I ever saw, "Memories Within Miss Aggie!"

Gerard Damiano's "Memories Within Miss Aggie" tripped me out when I was a kid. I was 13years old! Messed me up for life! Very David Lynch and one shocking scene, there are many, includes a chick stabbing a guy right in the eye with a knife at climax!!!

Also, in the documentary is a silent film from the 20's with three really cute girls and a guy who looks just like Leonardo DiCaprio called, "On the Beach" where he has glory hole fun with the girls, but the girls have used a goat on him. Early fun in daylight on the beach before any of us were born!

I don't know why, but to this day if I see a film where there is sex and the film is made before I was born, I am amazed... Like people didn't have sex before I was born? What causes that feeling? It's also weird for me to see a film where people are shown having sex and I know that they are no longer living today.

I wonder if their ghosts are hovering behind me as I spank it to their young live bodies on grainy film?