I swore I would never do it! You couldn't get me to do it if you paid me! I can't tell you how many girls have tried to get me to do it... Wait, I think I can... Okay, 11 girls have tried to get me to slide it in and watch it! Several chicks even offered to put it in for me and force me to watch what happens! Many had already seen it, but wanted to see it again to see me cry!

Evil bitches!

Okay, I'm talking about, "The Notebook."

Finally I was weakened by this one girl who has a great capacity for wearing me down and we watched it.

Yes, I got choked up.

Yes, I got waterery eyes.

Yes, later that night I did spank it to my fantasy of Rachel McAdams.

You know I love Gena Rowlands, and director Nick Cassavetes is her and John Cassavetes son, so it's like getting a John Cassavetes-lite film... Maybe?

I hope seeing this film makes me sweeter to the ladies. Like I'm all sensitive an shit. I had to run home after seeing this so I could pop in a Eon McKai film to get the taste out of my mouth.