Is there anything exciting going on in your world?

I just watched, "The Life Aquatic" and I know many
people didn't like it, but I really dug it. If I could
swim and wasn't afraid of the ocean and had money to
buy a big boat like that... Oh, I guess it's just
better to buy the DVD.

To: lentz2001@yahoo.com

Hey Jerry,

I was telling a friend earlier today about the Watts
Valley Wolf Ape. He and I have an interest in the
paranormal (I'm actually part of a group that
investigates haunted locations in the area) and
decided that we were going to look for it. So I did
a google search on it and the first thing that came
up was your blog (awesome blog btw) and I saw
the posting of the e-mail that was orginally sent
to you. I do know where the cemetery is at, but
where he started would help a lot that way I have
a general location to work with. I'm also working
on a blog documenting anything paranormal in the
Central Valley. Thanks a bunch.

Michael

Florida Highway Patrol troopers are searching for a
woman who they believe is a chronic drunken driver
after she allegedly hit a car, a truck, a bank, a
boat, a school, an abortion clinic, a liquor store, a
lagoon and tree in separate crashes all on Wednesday
night. Police said the University of Central Florida
student was involved in two more drunken driving
incidents within the time it took me to read this.

A groom spent his wedding night in jail with his
father, his brother his father-in-law and seven other
members of his wedding party after the group allegedly
brawled with another bridal party and police.

Police were called to break up the melee at the Crowne
Plaza Hotel in White Plains, NY when a case of
mistaken identity by a member of the second wedding
party confronted the other's best man, believing him
to be a wedding photographer, who had absconded. The
best man allegedly responded with force sparking a
bench-clearer.

"Everybody's fighting everybody," White Plains police
spokesman Martin Gleeson told the Daily News. "And
both brides are kind of walking around helpless like,
'This is my wedding? I can't believe this is
happening! The cakes were destroyed!"

After police intervened by arresting all the members
of the wedding party who objected violently, leading
to their arrests. The eleven suspects, were charged
with resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and
first-degree riot, a felony punishable by up to four
years in prison.

"We believe the event may have been alcohol-driven,"
Gleeson told the Daily News.

Ya think?

Ore. man Dwayne Earl Anthony Etzel was arrested on
drug possession charges after a police officer caught
sight of him pedaling on a bicycle with three uprooted
marijuana plants under his arm with what they
described as a "big smile" on his face.

"I see this guy riding up the street with what looked
like a big old bush under his arm," said Eugene
Narcotics Detective Scott Vinje. "It didn't click
right away that it was marijuana. Then I smelled it."

He pulled up alongside the bicyclist, showed him a
badge and ordered him to stop.

When police tried to stop him, Etzel pedaled off as
fast as he could go, being as high as he was... After
catching up with him, three seconds later, the officer
used pepper spray to get him under control.