Friday, September 16, 2005

Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline multiply
and replenish the earth with more white trash. The
child is Spears' first, Federline's third, as far as
we know.

Miramax is releasing "Venom," about a voodoo-crazed
serial killer, murder and mayhem in the Louisiana
swamps a few weeks after Hurricane Katrina brought
real death and destruction to the region. Many of the
locations used are now gone. Some Louisiana natives
that worked on the film believe it will be too much to
see the dead walk after the disaster in New Orleans.

Evil Dead: Regeneration, a new game for the
PlayStation 2, Xbox and PC, picks up where the
cult-classic horror-comedy films from director Sam
Raimi left off. While previous games based on the
films have ranged from mediocre to terrible,
Regeneration is a fun, inventive, hilarious action
adventure that will thrill fans of the series.

As the game starts, chainsaw-wielding,
boomstick-toting Ash, voiced by film star Bruce
Campbell, has been committed to a mental asylum after
the events of Evil Dead 2. He busts out when a mad
scientist unleashes the minions of the Necronomicon
into the world once more.

Early in the game, Ash meets up with Sam, a friendly,
undead midget who agrees to help him. In battle, Sam
runs around and attacks enemies by climbing up their
backs and ripping their heads off.