Autry stands by plan to bring hurricane victims home
to Fresno!

The mayor stands firm in his decision to head to
Hurricane Katrina's 'Ground Zero.' 400 evacuees on
their way! I already bought an extra bed and air
mattress. I don't know what she'll look like, but I
bought a Costco-size box of condoms just in case she
hot.

Fresno County's Health Department has just launched a
new web site that allows you to see how restaurants
and other food-related businesses rate and all I'm
saying is, with as much eating out that I do, it's a
wonder I'm still alive.

The California Air Resources Board is set to consider
a rule requiring that new school buses in Southern
California have the cleanest burning engines
available. And for students to refrain from passing
gas until Spring Break or Holidays in Tijuana.

Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney's four-month-long
union is finally over! I give Jack White two more
weeks! Meg White knows I'm still single, she's just
playing hard to get and uninterested with her
restraining order an everything...

If I said the movie titles, "Adam & Steve" or "Guys
and Balls", what kind of films would you think they
were? Well, they are some of the 50 short films,
documentaries and features that are the lineup at this
year's Fresno REEL Pride, an annual gay and lesbian
film festival.

Great actor, turned porn star Tom Sizemore used a
rubber wang, a Fake penis... "Sizemore?" not in a movie,
but because he had a drug test to take, and the only
way he could produce clean pee, while someone watches
the whole thing, was to steal/buy someone else's wiz,
put it in a fake dong, and then release the stuff into
a jar. The deception was discovered and Sizemore is
still in big trouble.