Why is it so hot now?

It was 108 Degrees Today and they say Tomorrow it will be 120.

Is it because of Katrina?

It was going so well with the temps in the upper 90's.

I just watched, "The Machinist" with Christian Bale,
boy that's some kinda movie! How he didn't get an
Award for that acting, I'll never know.

He lost so much weight for that movie and I've lost nothing
and I Fasted 26 Days!

I watched Bale in this awesome film and then when to CPK
and had a Thai Chicken Pizza!

Now I'm in serious pain!

I got Thai cause Aaron is now back in Thailand to see his wife
and have her squeeze that puppy out. He'll be gone for maybe
6 months.

I hope to fly over and see him... But then I was kinda thinking
of going to Spain to be in a movie a friend is making.

Okay, on Tomorrow's show...

Aaron calls in and talks about his new life in
Thailand, then just as it's going good... I drop in
the sound effects from Poseidon Adventure, or the
toilet flushing and Aaron starts screaming and sounds
like he's running!

How's that?

Screw that Katrina coverage! We'll top that with our
own disaster!

It's gonna suck if New Orleans is wiped out, yet the MTV
Video Awards' only trouble is Suge Knight's shooting.

If I had to choose between Miami or Nawlin's getting
wiped, spun and flushed... I'd go with Miami.

I would have played Katrina and the Waves and gone
old school on MTV, but they didn't ask...