It finally took the heroics of Fantastic Four to stop
that most nefarious of villains--the dastardly
Box Office Slump.

The flick about a quartet of dysfunctional superheroes
earned an incredible $56 million, leading the box
office to its first up weekend after a record 19
straight downers, according to preliminary studio
figures.

A whole lot of people seem to be on a mission to put a
little meat on the increasingly prominent bones of
Lindsay Lohan.

An online petition titled "Please Lindsay, Eat!" has
gathered over 12,500 signatures from concerned
individuals, who are united in their preference for
the actress' once curvy figure from the days of Mean
Girls as compared to her drastically slimmer bod of
today.

"To: Lindsay," the petition reads, "We urge you
Lindsay to please, pick up a sandwich and eat it, or
ice cream, or any food that might put those oh so cute
pounds back on."

Actor Nicolas Cage will star as a real-life policeman
who survived the collapse of the World Trade Center in
what would be one of Hollywood's first films to
dramatize the Sept. 11 attacks on America.

Oscar-winning filmmaker Oliver Stone is on board to
direct the untitled movie, which centers on the story
of the last two men -- a pair of Port Authority police
officers -- rescued from the rubble of the twin
towers.