This is Tina, actually Radostina...

I'm sure you've seen her before, but what the hell.

She's Bulgarian! She's also a Sladur which is a very cute person in Bulgarian.

You can't really tell from this picture, but Tina is on her tiptoes and I'm on my knees and bending over.

Tina is tiny.

And that's hot if you like sexy blonds who can ride miniature horses.

I know it seems I only show her in her uniform, I'd like to show you what she looks like without it. Super hot!

The Bulgarians are truly Hot looking! And the coolest part, the most beautiful girls date the ugliest guys. A guy like me could date a total supermodel-looking Bulgarian chick, but try and hook up with some American skank, and I'm the guy picked to replace the last guy picked to join the team in case a meteor hits him.

I should date a Bulgarian!

Damn it!!! I think I will!

I'd like to give Tina a test drive, but I've already got that older brother/younger sister vibe going with her and I just can't think that way now.

I've heard that her last boyfriend was some bald 50 year old ugly guy.

I might be too handsome for her.

Still I'd like to meet some of her super model friends.

Some of them are here, I don't know yet which ones but maybe you can find them and let me know.

Sladurs!
Dating in Hell Lay blows!

Speaking of blowing...
My friend and co-worker Metal Mick, though I never see him at WPBZ "The Buzz" in West Palm Beach because I work in Hollywood and he works in Hurricane World... Sent me this info on his survival:

"made it....no major problems.....lost my screen pool enclosure and 3 huge palm trees...yesterday was fun with chain saws!.....no damage to my house though..many people lost their shingles- some all of them!!..my roof is newer.....thank god!.....didn't have power for only 18 hours...do have a generator though......lived through 24 hours of hellish howling winds....be a few days before back to normal....my family & cats are fine!!...the city's getting better already.... thanks for caring!"��

I was thinking of going there to visit my friends at WPBZ...

Then I read that Swaziland's 37 year old King Mswati, sub-Saharan Africa's last absolute monarch, has chosen a 16-year-old a Miss Teenage finalist beauty queen as his 13th wife following a ceremony at which 20,000 bare-breasted maidens danced in his honor.

Then I decided to change my travel destination.