Well, Disneyland was a very unhappy trip for me...

It was hot!

It was a long drive!

It was too expensive!

Space Mountain, which is really the reason I went was closed!

I didn't find my way into the secret hidden Disney Bar!

I forgot where I parked the car!

I broke out in massive pimples!

I was sweaty and stinky and I was rubbed up against by other hot and sweaty people!

People were mean!

Then a video watching party I was suppose to have last night after the Magic Kingdom fell through when the Thai girls I was to be entertained by, got called into work. No free Thai food!

I think I caught something in Anaheim anyway...

While waiting in lines at Disneyland, I met a girl just like Amelie from the movie, "Amelie."

She didn't look like her, or even act like her, but she was French and that was good enough for me.

Yes, we both smelled bad, but only one of us was a frog-bitch...

I can say that, cause that's what she called herself. And it was printed on her t-shirt. And it was true!

I saw many celebrities, but can't remember their names, or what they were in, but I knew they were celebrities.

Exciting to be me, isn't it?