This is either Aaron and me on the set of the new remake of "2001" or our new CD cover...

Or neither...

At Roman's in Studio City, Michael does that cool Euro club thing of putting ice in the urinal.

While relieving myself after a bladder filled sitting in traffic fun fest, the radio in the bathroom began playing, that great 80's band Modern English and "I'll stop the world and melt with you."

I was in fact melting ice with my hot steamy stream of pee pee. If it was snow instead of ice, I might have been able to write a 500 page novel and not just my name with all the tea I had been drinking.

It was one long and unbroken session of urination, I realized I would make it all the way through this song before getting the needle on empty.

I began a fit of uncontrolled giggling making my aim rather dodgy.

Just at that wrong moment a father and his small son come in and seeing a full grown man all alone looking at his penis, with tears pouring down his face and giggling like a lil' schoolgirl, well, they couldn't take it, they turned around and walked right back out.

Fine, whatever...

I guess not everyone likes Modern English, or bands from the 80's.