Okay! Stop sending in your shoe photos!

So many have responded to my friend Kelli's shoe pics, that they feel they too need to compete. DON'T!

However Kelli has crossed that border in the relationship where she finds it comfortable to send me nude photos of herself, so you ARE welcome to do that if you wish.

Please do...

You will love these... Trust me.

TIPS FOR TELEMARKETERS

Three Little Words That Work !! (1) The three little words are: "Hold on, Please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task. These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Since doing this, my phone calls have decreased dramatically.

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

(3) Another Good Idea: When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 37 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back.

It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.

One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas. Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing!

Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting their own junk back in the mail.

Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea !

Lord knows you're busy digging up junkmail... But you must take time to see this!

Team America: World Police!

And don't go, "Oh I already seen it!"

Cause any asshole can say that!

This is cool too!

Pencilmation


Thought I'd post this here in case anyone wants to work with me.

A New Jerry Lentz Radio Show airing in Los Angeles dealing with Film, Performing Arts and Acting needs a sales person with connections to potential advertisers who wish to cater to those interested in the arts.

This can be part-time or full-time.

Must have knowledge of the industry, radio advertising and a desire to help build a fun and exciting radio show to a National level. This show concept is also aiming for TV airing as well.

This is ground floor of this opportunity to become part of our team.

This could be perfect for the actor who wishes to earn extra money while practicing their craft.

Must be a self starter and pleasant.

25% - 45% Commission.

Commission only, to start, but as the show grows, salary and other benefits will be possible.