Hope hope my friend Kelli is feeling better, she is all sick and poopy from the flu. She told me she's now addicted to watching QVC.
She really must be medicated.
I think QVC is the best thing for her now, she'll just keep watching until she vomits, and then she'll feel better.
Then later a truck will back up with all the goods she bought and didn't know it.
I got her lips in my e-mail. Thought I'd share these babies with you.
How frightening is that?
Imagine those airbags crashing into you. Kissing you all over. And over again.
Jealous?
I wish those lips were on me right now! I need them!
Yesterday was a very busy one.
Looks like I will be directing a restaurant commercial and that's good, but a lot of work.
I also had a very long meeting about setting up my new film production and distribution company.
I've been designing a plan of making one 90 minute feature every month. Very small films. Very cheap. Probably unwatchable, but packaged nice and made to sell as DVD's.
I might use another name than mine. These aren't going to be art films, just money makers.
I'm going to Disneyland in about 15 minutes! All by myself! How
weird is that?
I couldn't find anyone single, or without screaming babies to go with me. I thought I would just do it as a goof.
I was telling my friend Aaron about how Amazon.com e-mailed me to let me know that the Stanley Kubrick: A Life in Pictures book and DVD pack is on sale for $39.99, I can buy it now, but get this...
It will be available in 2010.
That has to be a typo, right?
Should I buy it now?
These are the films I'm now waiting for:
"code46"
In a near, ambivalently dystopic future, William (Tim Robbins), an insurance detective, is sent from his home in Seattle to Shanghai (for a single day!) to investigate a case of fake "papelles," the passport-visa-insurance set of papers that are necessary to travel in this brave new world.
During his investigation he meets Maria (Samantha Morton, who I absolutely love!), and though he knows that she is the culprit, he bizarrely falls instantly in love with her.
Having disguised her involvement in the forgeries, he returns to his loving wife and cute little boy in Seattle, but can't get Maria out of his mind.
When some irregularities in his report turn up, his superior orders him
back to Shanghai to rectify things. He's more than eager to see Maria again, of course, but everything, inevitably, ends up getting much more complicated than he ever imagined they would.
Also I want to see Wong Kar Wai's "2046."
I think we may be coming to a trend of thought provoking Sci-Fi cinema, which will be great.
Now, I'm off to Tomorrowland!
The World Famous Jerry Lentz
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