Larry Olivier gets resurrected in "Sky Captain" like some weird Viagra. Think using dead actors is cheaper?

Oprah Winfrey invests in California Cafe... by eating?

Lawyer says clients want to sell Rocco's. Maybe NBC can sell it to Oprah Winfrey.

"Seacrest Out" in some if not all markets. But that's not enough for me... He needs to be out of air as well for me to be completely happy.

Mary-Kate Olsen released from her treatment facility in time to be eaten by Oprah Winfrey.

Ozzy Osbourne moves $50 Million in merchandise... Through his veins.

Panel's '9/11 Report' becoming a big seller. Soon to be a movie. It's sequel will be called, "9/12"

Auctioneer puts Brando's jackets up for bids in L.A.... Brando's underwear on eBay. Brando having anal sex here:

Oh God-Father!

Norwegian hotel workers say no to erotic films... Note to self: Cancel Norwegian vacation plans.

Dutch film director Wim Verstappen, best known for his controversial film "Blue Movie," considered to the first Dutch pornographic movie, in 1971 has died of cancer. He was 69.

New "Star Wars" title unveiled. But I forgot what it was... "Star Wars: Something or rather..."

Michael Herbig's sci-fi spoof "(T)Raumschiff Surprise -- Periode 1" made German box office history on its opening weekend, boasting two million admissions and an expected take of E11 million ($13.3 million).

But I'm getting all excited about this:
Thunderbirds!

The way they have removed the wires holding up the puppets is awesome!

Talked with my friend and future wife Kelli and told her if she didn't send me any new photos, I was going to post the old photos, even the sick ones, and talk about her great waxing stories she shared with me in confidence.

She hasn't responded fast enough.

Do you think it's wise to use your camera phone to examine and view areas of your Brazilian Bikini Wax job that you can't bend over far enough to see with your own eyes? Then forget to delete them from your phones memory, then accidentally send those out to friends thinking you were sending out pics of your vacation... Good idea?

Well, she didn't do that... As far as you know...