It's been kinda crazy the last few days...
Needless to say... I didn't actually get married. That was just a joke to frighten some people I know.
Saturday Night I hungout with a friend over at the Beverly Center with the biggest crowd of Blacks I've seen outside of "Freaknik"... I was of course scared. I can handle a few thousand Blacks, but this was several all crammed into a mall with little to none in the way of Security.
I never found out what was going on that brought them all together.
I was only there to see "Love Actually" again and this was the only Theatre playing it. Was it worth getting shot to see? Yes!
Later it was Hollywood Thai for the thin Thai girls and BBQ Pork!
Then it was off to The Vista to see, "The Triplets of Belleville", but not before hitting the bar at "Good Luck" for Mandarin Cosmopolitans. Sure I looked Gay drinking it, but it made me feel good. If you go, tell Megan I said, Hi. She's the Barmaid. She got me drunk.
I was tipsy watching the movie, but then after the flick we hit it again for a thorough wasting... We wuz pissed!
Heading home with a stopoff for Krispy-Kreme's sugar fix did the trick.
I slept like a big fat drunk baby. I even wet the bed.
Woke up bright and shiny three hours later... Looked out the window... Got back in bed for more.
Woke up some twenty hours later and headed out to Roman's for a cheeseburger. Then tried to leave, but the car would not start.
This has never happened in my car.
Everyone at the Restaurant was so helpful. They called a tow truck and they towed me to a place that was closing, but they stayed open long enough to get my Honda in, then walking out I slammed my head into the wheel of a car they had up on the hydraulic lifts and knocked myself out.
That sucked.
My head is still throbbing.
I know this is really going to cost me money I don't have.
I have no ride.
Being non-wealthy is a bummer.
I think I have a concussion.
I so sleepy...
The World Famous Jerry Lentz
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