Today I hit the jackpot!!!

I stopped off at my local Larchmont Village Riteaid and picked up a Snickers Bar, but the clerk made a mistake and she told me to take two because of her goof.

Then, my Village Pizza joint had to deal with their front entrance being closed due to wet cement on their new sidewalk, so we customers had to enter through the back kitchen entrance. That was fun, but the best part was they gave me a free meal for all the trouble getting in to the place. Cool!

Then later tonight Gina and I visited the place and Gina picked up the tab.

It's hard being thin when there is so much free food being thrown at me.

Wait a minute... Oh my Gawd! I'm no longer thin...

I'm as Tyra Banks would say...

I'm a plus size model!

That sounds better...