Today has been a cool day...

I spent several minutes with Oscar Nominated Diane Keaton looking at old photographs. She is so cool! Neat dresser, fantastic hat, very nice lady.

She even held my arm.

I hope she wins the Oscar just for that...

There are so many things I wanted to tell her, but didn't... She's heard it all before I'm sure.

I came across a cookbook today called, "Silent Screen Cookbook" with recipes from old Hollywood. It's very cute and if you know anyone that loves old movies and likes to cook, or eat what people who are now dead eat... Wait that's a zombie cookbook... Nevermind.

I meet David Trulli today who is one of my favorite new artists. He use to be, or maybe still is a cinematographer who got into a cool film noir woodcut looking scratchboard area of art. He's a real nice guy and you should checkout his work if you can.

An old friend from Turkey, Alper Kesim of the Network Radio Mydonose, is commissioning my voice for his Morning Show. I've done much voice work in Turkey. Movies, Musicals, TV, and Radio... Dude, I big in Turkey! Every once in a while I must read something phonetically and have no idea what it is I'm saying. That's scary.

But not as scary as...

Judge tells R. Kelly to steer clear of Michael Jackson! Imagine needing R. Kelly to make you look good. Too bad John Wayne Gacy can't show up for support. Or Pennywise that evil clown Tim Curry played in Stephen King's "It", he was good to lil' kids, right?

The remake of cult horror classic "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre," has pissed off Greek psychiatrists.

The film's Greek-language title: "The Schizophrenic Chainsaw Killer." Wow, I love when shit is translated...

"The title has no relation to the English title, the protagonist of the movie is not suffering from schizophrenia and so it is insulting and demeaning to those suffering from it," says the heads of three local psychiatric groups in a joint statement.

Remember when Coke's ad campaign of "Coke Adds Life" was translated to Chinese and Coke wondered why the Chinese were all up in arms about it. Then it was pointed out that it came out to say basically in Chinese that, "Coke Brings Your Ancestors Back From The Grave"...

I love that!