I was brushing my teeth Yesterday and I heard a sound that sounding like a fish slapping around on the floor. I looked down and it was my belly jiggling and slapping the edge of the sink.
I couldn't believe it. I've gained so much weight and fat.
I turned to my full length mirror and did a turn around to notice, "Back-Fat"! I hadn't noticed it before, because everyone know the color Black hides fat and the hair on my back is Black.
I began drinking my Cayenne Pepper/Maple Syrup Drink like there was no Tomorrow.
Today I see that my pants still fit fine, so that through me off, but my gut completely hangs over the belt and front pockets. I have to grab a bit of flesh and lift to get my car keys out of my pocket. I never noticed that before.
I was always afraid of throwing up, but since I had the Flu I kind of got used to it. I know bulimics have trouble with the enamel coming off their teeth and turning them funny colors, so I bought some Whitestrips to put over my teeth before I puke. That's thinking ahead!
I hope I lose a lot of weight today before I head over to The Village Pizzeria in the Larchmont Village later this afternoon.
I've got my priorities.
The World Famous Jerry Lentz
What you are about to become obsessed with is completely true.

























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