Another day I wake up and I discover I'm not going to be Richard Branson...

Adventurer Steve Fossett and Entrepreneur Richard Branson showed the plane they'll use to make the first solo circumnavigation of the globe without refueling.

The Virgin Atlantic GlobalFlyer, is a single-engine jet has a 114-foot wingspan and is constructed from advanced composite materials which will allow it to carry more than four times its own weight in fuel.

There will be no bathrooms, Flight Attendants, or those cool Virgin robes they give you in Upper Class.

I have to admit I really am facinated by Branson and read everything that's published, Good or Bad and either way he still seems like a cool guy. I even find myself wanting to sign up for those Virgin Cell Phones because of those Hot Chicks in the brochures.

My friend Gina is out of town on a business assignment, so now would be the time to start looking for another chick to hang out with, however I'm still feeling very ill... Damn, my luck!

She sent me an e-mail about seeing my favorite Restaurant Coral Cafe on the News about Gov'nor Arnold's speech. Now they are going to be really famous and all the prices will rise too high for me. I know all the illigel workers there must be happy with Bush's plan to open the flood gates of workers coming in through the borders.

While eating there after the Rosebowl Parade, I over heard two people talking about seeing a woman walking around carrying a suitcase and how odd she looked. They were saying that she looked like she lost at the airport. Now, I'm thinking it was a scientists with some kind of radiation detection device to search for dirty bombs. She might have been a Homeland Security Official.

The Coral Cafe is the best place to get your News, even if it's after the fact.