While trying on some expensive designer suits and perusing GQ magazine, I realized that the clothes I look the best in are clothes that I cannot afford. My Chinese friends say that all I need to do is get my measurements and tear out the pictures of the clothes I want and they can have them made for me.

That's like downloading mp3's of clothes.

There needs to be a Napster of clothing.

I think I'll start one...

I've gotten in this mood of wearing the same style t-shirt that Wal-Mart sells for $4.00. Everyday the same gray color and jeans. I like the look and comfort.

When I was in Beverly Hills trying on these suits today, I had the worst zit on my chin and another one right between the eyes. But when I stepped out of the dressing room wearing a cool outfit from Jean-Paul Gaultier's haute couture fall-winter 2003-2004 fashion collection I lit up the room. I swear chicks were looking in my direction. One Paris Hilton lookalike who later said she was on "The OC" told me that I was made for that outfit. Huh?

The suit was over $4000. I think was what I was told.

To think I sweated in that suit and didn't buy it.

I need a new look.

Or atleast the money to buy the new look.