A wet dream tribute to Madonna opened the show. Dressed in the same kind of white bustier wedding dress Madonna wore while performing "Like a Virgin" during MTV's inaugural awards broadcast in 1984, Spears and Aguilera sang a cover of the not-so-innocent tune.

Then, while Madonna sang "Hollywood" in a all-black groom's outfit, she shared an open mouthed kiss with both Aguilera and Spears. Later the three shared a moment of donut bumping. In my mind atleast. Glazed, just like my knuckles.

71-year-old Johnny Cash, nominated seven times for "Hurt," won once. It won for best cinematography.

Timberlake won best pop video for "Cry Me a River," and best male video, beating out Cash.

"This is a travesty! I demand a recount," he said, before paying tribute to Cash.

"My grandfather raised me on Johnny Cash," he said, "and I think he deserves this more than any of us in here tonight."

In more POP news... With days of delicate diplomacy shaken by North Korea's threat to test an atomic bomb, a six-country summit ended in time to watch MTV's Video Music Awards with the only success anyone expected... a commitment for more talks to resolve the ominous dispute over Pyongyang's nuclear program.

North Korea now has missiles that can make it all the way here in time for the anniversary of the Sept. 11, World Trade Center attack.

Washington authorities are investigating a teenager suspected of making a copycat variant of the devastating Blaster Internet worm and his arrest is pending. Who says teenagers are lazy and stupid...(?)

Chinese authorities have banned the second Tomb Raider starring Angelina Jolie after complaining that it portrays the country negatively. Still haven't seen it yet... But Now..

A Swiss father who searched for his mountaineer son's missing body for 18 years thought his quest had paid off this week when a glacier, thawing in Europe's record heat, gave up a corpse.

The Father starving and cold then ate his sons remains... Nah just kidding.

Turned out to be just another frozen corpse. Several other people have gone missing in the area over the years. The decomposed body was given to forensics experts for tests. I'm thinking, "CSI: Sweden"...

My hypnosis mp3's that I've been making are still doing the trick... You may remember that the guided audio directions take me through a movie theater to watch a film I've made up in my head, then asks me questions about it while the film plays.

Last nights dream movie was a real winner till the guy sitting behind me in the theater started talking and ruined the movie for me. Also, I stepped in gum in my dream and that just sucked!