This morning has already started off to be fantastic!

After giving myself the smoothest cleanest shave at 3am, I headed out to get me some scrambled eggs and an Ostrich patty. Very tasty!

I looked at the stars and Mars and watched the sun come up while listening to the repeat of George Noory's radio show with Richard C. Hoagland calling in from an observatory.

I made a list of movies that I'd like to one day own on DVD. Not just crappy everyday movies, but films that could fill the soul on sad rainy days. Films like Cocteau's "Beauty and the Beast", Maya Deren's "Meshes of the Afternoon", and Tom Hanks in "Bachelor Party"... Stuff like that...

I feel sometimes to pick up ones spirits, it's nice to write up lists. Lists of things that make you happy. You could carry a list like that around and when you get in a foul mood, pull out that list and perk up. I keep just such a list tucked into my gun holster.

Schwarzenegger makes light of wild past as the Smoking Gun reprints an old interview in Oui magazine where he talks about being one of five bodybuilders who had group sex with a chick who wanted that kind of thing.

I know alot of people are freaking out over that, but really back in the 80's who of us didn't have sex with five bodybuilder at one time. Granted it was against my will, but please... Is this really damaging to a Politician?

14-year-old Iranian, Hana Makhmalbaf, whose first feature film debuted at the 60th Venice Film Festival, was barred from attending her own premiere.

Under Italian law, minors cannot see movies which have no rating... even if they directed them.

Makhmalbaf's 73-minute documentary "Joy of Madness" is one of 145 films screening at the Venice Film Festival. It is competing for the award for best debut film.

Organizers said they had never had to deal with the age limit issue before since Makhmalbaf is the youngest director to turn up on the Lido.

Needless to say she met Woody Allen and Roman Polanski at the Festival.

A Brazilian telephone company is offering a helping hand to Latin lovers who are lacking inspiration with animations of sexual positions based on the Kama Sutra flashed directly to their mobile phones.

For 33 cents, customers of Tele Norte Leste Participacoes' wireless arm Oi can download one of 40 animations which come with a short explanation and skill level needed.

Nothing turns me on more than wacky cartoon voices telling me how to do it...

Getting a new cellphone is on my list of things I need.