Schwarzenegger Announces Calif. Gov. Bid on Leno... I was by NBC this afternoon and it was pandemonium. I think people who've never had an interest in Politics will come out for this...

Springer Says He Won't Seek Senate Seat... I was kind of saddened by this, I would like to see that happen. I'd also like to see Oprah run for Queen of America.

Jennifer Connelly Gives Birth to a Son... I unfortunately had nothing to do with that.

Film Critic Roger Ebert Faces Cancer Treatment... If he dies that will suck. I still can't stop calling the show by the old name... That I have just now forgotten.

Carly Simon reveals 'You're So Vain' mystery for 50,000 dollars... Now it will be available on eBay by the guy that found out. It was Warren Beatty wasn't it? Or Mick Jagger? Or Carly herself?

I had the strangest dream about a volcano, lava, water being drained from a lake, devastation, supersteam, horror... I woke up in a real sweat. If something like that happens soon you'll all know that I'm psychic. Then I can charge for my abilities and live the psychic life.