Cartoon Network is doing something that might be cool...

Unlike the Animatrix animated shorts, which included key plot points referenced in The Matrix Reloaded, they are doing The Clone Wars' story line from Star Wars but, it will not necessarily set up Episode III.

The story will feature Chancellor Palpatine putting Anakin in charge of a clone regiment over the protests of Yoda and Obi-Wan.

The Cartoon Network is also talking with Lucasfilm about extending their partnership to include the possibility of creating a stand-alone Star Wars animated series.

It'll be like little mini-features.

Clone Wars is expected to debut November 9 and each episode will arrive at regularly scheduled intervals.

It's going to air from 8 p.m. to 8:03 p.m. and probably rerun at 10 o'clock or midnight...

Britney Spears to be the next Daisy Duke the short-shorts-wearing character in "The Dukes of Hazzard".

Ashton Kutcher of MTV's "Punk'd" and Fox's "That 70s Show" has expressed interest in the role of Bo Duke. Paul Walker of "The Fast and the Furious" is eyeing the role of Luke Duke, with Anthony Anderson as Boss Hogg.

Hey this sounds like it just might suck!!!

I wish there were more original crappy movies...

I could make some crappy movies if anybody would give me half a chance.

Hell, I don't need anybody! I can make my own crappy movies! I'll prove it!

As soon as I wake up from my nap, I will!