Well, Bob Hope finally died...

I was really starting to believe he'd live forever.

Now that he's gone, get ready for some nasty stories to come out since he won't be able to sue anyone.

One thing, mark my word will be the fact that he was actually 103, not 100 years old.

Bruce Campbell, an actor and another funny guy whose credits include "Evil Dead," "Hercules," "Xena, Warrior Princess" and "Spider-Man" suffered minor injuries in a weekend accident.

Campbell, 45, was driving late Saturday when his car was struck by a Jeep driven by 36-year-old Steven Michael Sellers.

Sellars, who was ejected from his vehicle and struck the windshield of the Explorer, was listed in critical condition Sunday with head injuries.

Campbell, who has a cult following among horror film buffs, was treated and released from a local hospital.

Sellars was cited for driving under the influence of intoxicants, assault, failing to maintain lane of travel, driving while suspended and for outstanding traffic tickets.

"Evil Ash" appears to be unharmed.