You know, maybe today is my Birthday...
My Birth Certificate says the 29th, yet my Hospital Birth Record says the 30th. That's what you get being born at Midnight.
I really did nuthin' for my Birthday...
Wanted to, but didn't. Sad.
I really miss being married on days like this... I wish I had her to talk to, but I just can't.
I wish I had someone to talk to, there's so many emotions going on in me right now. I wish I could make relations with someone new. I find it increasingly harder to meet new people and falling in love just isn't possible for me right now. I just can't open up to anyone anymore. I just don't think I could take the pain or even the joy... Weird.
My 17 year old Neice is ready to drop a new baby out... I was hoping it was on my Birthday. That would be a nice treat.
I talked with her on the phone yesterday and she's ready to get that kid out. She's so small and her belly is so huge!
A Lesson learn from observing my Brother dealing with his family... Don't let your Daughter become a Cheerleader... And most importanly, don't let her get knocked up at 17!
I heard there' a new TV movie about living in my nice, wonderful neighborhood called, "44 Minutes: The True Story of the North Hollywood Shootout" that'll be great for my family in the Midwest to see where I live.
The World Famous Jerry Lentz
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