William Shatner's Semen?

The perfect name for a band!

Kirk's "semen-related lawsuit" film at Eleven!

I use to eat at a another Chinese food place and Shatner and his beautiful wife Elizabeth would be there about three times a week. So it was kind a cool to be able to drop Shanter's name..."Had dinner again with Shatner last night".

William Shatner split from second wife Marcy Lafferty Shatner and per their divorce settlement, the ex-Mrs. Shatner was afforded privileges with Mr. Shatner's horse farm in Kentucky for breeding horses.

The semen-lawsuit filed late last month by Marcy Shatner, states she was presented to be with "fresh cooled format" semen from William Shatner's studly stallions. His Horses are beautiful. And so "fresh cooled format" is the way to go. I like mine that way too.

But according to Marcy Shatner's sticky-lawsuit, the semen "unacceptable" and the relationship turned sour. William Shatner's horse farm allegedly presented Marcy with the frozen, not "fresh cooled format". I hate my sperm with freezer burns!

Shatner, 72, and still cool! has been a horse dude for years, managing horse farms in Kentucky, and you can see him all the time on horse back in Burbank.

Currently wife Elizabeth J. Martin, seems really happy. They both really love Orange Chicken too.