Well, the Martha Stewart TV movie was pretty good. Just fun empty trash to kill time with.

I see that Oprah has signed a new contract for two more years. I really was worried. I didn't know what I was going to do without her. Thank Gawd I have a VHS for every episode she's ever done, just in case the bitch up and leaves.

You know? I knew something was missing from The Matrix Reloaded...

Marcus Chong, the guy that was Tank, claims he was "blackball[ed]" and branded a "terrorist" by producers after his character was derailed from the sequels.

Warner Bros. and the writing-directing Wachowski Brothers' Eon Productions are among the named defendants in his lawsuit.

Chong's lawsuit, alleging breach of contract, slander and fraud, seeks the six figures he says he would have banked from the two new flicks, plus interest and other unspecified damages.

I think he's Tommy Chong's son.

His character sure disappeared up in smoke in this sequel, that's for sure.

I see that 'The Bachelor' Beat the Hitler TV movie in ratings, so that blows my reality series idea about one girl out of 10 Jewish girls will win a million dollars by marrying a Nazi. And the Nazi doesn't know she's Jewish until she takes him home to meet the Orthodox Jew parents. But then the joke really gets going because the million dollars is being held in a Swiss Bank and she doesn't know it.

We even shot a pilot. But it was just a flesh wound.

Russian lesbians t.A.T.u. to shock n roll
Eurovision organizers in image- conscious Latvia are worried the Russian lesbian pop duo t.A.T.u. might ambush the annual festival of glitz and kitsch.

t.A.T.u, whose sexually provocative music videos with the pair wearing school uniforms have led to them being branded as "paedo-pop", are widely tipped to win the contest, which is renowned for its unique blend of steely ambition and uneven talent.

The teenage Russian stars have promised to put on an "outrageous" performance for the 48th Eurovision Song Contest.

There's a lot of hype surrounding t.A.T.u, but this is a family event so it should be fun to watch the faces on the Swiss-based European Broadcasting Union workers, responsible for the show.

t.A.T.u. will be performing at this year's MTV Movie Awards! The 12th annual awards ceremony will be taped May 31 at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, and it's scheduled to air on MTV at 9 p.m. EDT June 5.

I personally love watching them perform. On Leno, they had to keep cutting away from the girls. That's why you need to see them live, up close, and up skirt.