I have no idea why, but I'm really starting to like Martha Stewart. NBC's Dateline just did a number on her and I found it rather educational. I'm actually going to watch Cybill Shepherd play her.

"Martha, Inc." is based on the unauthorized biography by Christopher Byron and is being aired just as media reports circulate that Stewart, 61, (an I think, still hot!) is in talks on a potential deal to settle the insider trading probe that has threatened to bring down her empire.

The TV movie traces Stewart's life from a ruthless 9-year-old who sabotaged a rival's fledgling homebaked cake business, through her teenage aspirations as a fashion model, the money struggles that marked the early years of her marriage, and her emergence as a home design diva as fearsome off-camera as she is warm and gracious on.

This is my kinda show.

A "How-to" show, on how to make it in this world by hurting other people.

I'll watch this wearing only my Martha Stewart K-Mart towel.